Movie Geek (marc_e_heuck) wrote,
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marc_e_heuck

Placemats on the heiress

What if Paul Westerberg, instead of writing a song about an underrated singer/songwriter, wrote about an overrated media darling...

If she was from the Valley, would she gag us with a spoon?
If she was from the Hills, wouldn't that be cool?
Standing right on Beverly, would she ever see a sign
That whatever she may think, she's running out of time?

Children by the million look at Paris Hilton when she comes 'round
They sing "I'm in love. Whoa, that's hot.
I'm in love with what she's got."

Financial rape and pillage in a village hers to waste.
Visible girl who behaves with invisible taste.
Spending like a million bucks, exchanging dirty looks face to face.
Smokin' her stash by the trash at Britney's place.

Children by the million look at Paris Hilton when she comes 'round
They sing "BOTTOMS UP. HOUSE OF WAX.
I'm in love with those flix."

I never travel far, without an anorexic Star

Always in the press, half-undressed with no panties on
Falling asleep with some old money paragon.
If she was from riches, would she buy herself a clue?
If she died in poverty, then that'd be cool, babe.
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