Movie Geek (marc_e_heuck) wrote,
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ADULT SWIM is EEEEVILLLLL! (now with lyrics!!)

Alright, I gotta own that damned "I Need Candy" song from AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE. Fucking Meatwad and MC Pee Pants have that song stuck in my head now! Last I checked, there's no direct version, but a couple cover mp3's have started floating around. Behold the insidiously infectious lyrics:

I want candy, bubblegum and taffy.
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart, Sandy.
Got my pennies saved. so I'm a sugar daddy.
I'm her Hume Cronyn, she my Jessica Tandy.
I want candy!

I need candy, bubble gum and taffy,
Gonna get your ass beat nasty,
Do it so your dad sees, embarrass your whole family
Just cuz you came between a kid and his candy.
I need candy, any kind will do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved.
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze,
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
To fuel a giant drill to bore straight into hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants has created.

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down, yo here's the address
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue
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